Thursday, December 31, 2009
H to the appy, N to the ew, Y to the ear.

We would like to take this time to thank all of you loyal customers and friends for making this one of the best years in our history. Without you we would still be heisting semis for snowboard gear. Guido is pissed we don't pay him the vig nose more but forget about it. We also would like to thank our F-ing awesome suppliers for giving us the deals we so lovingly pass on to you. Thanks, Airblaster, Anon Sunglasses, Academy Snowboards, Artec Snowboards, Ashbury Eyewear, Atmosphere Outerwear, Automaton Snowboards, Bent Metal, Celtek Gloves, Defcon Gloves, Elm Company, Flux Bindings, GNU, Grenade Gloves, Holden Outerwear, IS Goggles, Lib Tech, Lifetime Collective, Nikita Clothing, Nixon Watches, Roxy Snowboards and Union Bindings. Have a merry new year and high five.
Why are they calling it twenty ten? Are we just getting out of twenty-0-nine? Thought not.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
New Canadian Shades

IS Design just sent us our after Xmas presents. Shades for days. Some really cool new styles and colors from the bomb diggity boys up at IS. One of my faves is the Robson. Stainless frames with Polycarb lens for getting radical. Your mom said you'd shoot your eye out but not with these babies on. These sunnies should give you that touch of class for when you are apres skiin' to the max. And ladies, my fave for you is the Kitsilano in OMG-she-is-so-hot white. The style gives me that taste of Jackie O. Not a bad taste. Plus IS is throwing in a case to keep your eye protectors protected.
Your future's so bright you gotta wear shades!
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Rufus, you don't even know us!

Anon shades have always been the hippest eyewear around. The Rufus would be perfect for those criminal situations. Alot of face coverage with these bad boys. Just pop on a pair, walk into your local savings and loan and yell, " Hey check out my new sunglasses. I bought them from this most awesome website, Solsticesupply.com." Then wait a few seconds and if nobody seems to pay attention to you pull out your jammie and aim it at the sky. Yell stick 'em up then let two fly. If all that works out for you let us know. Or don't try it you pussy.
We're not condoning any illegal activity we just want you to buy some shades.
Monday, December 28, 2009
We Are Getting Famous

Thanks to the excellent filming skills of Roberto Gongora, our protege and team rider, Solsticesupply.com got a video on Transworld Snowboarding's website. Big high five to Berto and the team at Mt Bachelor for helping us make the big time. Thanks, of course, to Josh D. for making a great event. Click on the banner and be mesmerized.
We knew this kid would make us $$$ one day!
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Twas the night

Twas the night before Xmas and all through the spot, an orangutan was chucking not even alot. The mountains were all covered so neatly with care. You know what we do, we're gonna be there. We hope you like your stuff for riding in the pow. If it doesn't work, and you didn't go wow. Then give us a call, we love the sound of your voice. We'll give you more stuff, that is of your choice.
MERRY XMAS FROM ALL THE PRIMATES @ SOLSTICESUPPLY.COM!!!
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Fedoras are so OG ( original G-man)

Dude, our granddads rocked this style. Bringing back the look will surely get you all the swankiest dames. Originally worn in the 20's and 30's by the common working dude, the hat also became a popular item for all those OG's. Capone had one in his kit. Then MJ brought some fedora to the table in the "Billy Jean" video. You remember him doing that hopscotch dance on the lighted squares. What a bad ass.
Don't you want to be bad ass like Capone or MJ? Get yourself in a Fedora then. The classic Uptown for when you play dress up or the Vandal for the times when you want the hat to speak for itself, and you. The Elm Company has kept the fedora true to its roots. Full pop on these bad boys was $44, we're letting them go for $27. I know, you should buy two. A portion of the proceeds will go to the Fedora revival fund of America. ( That's us!!!)
How can Fedora's be for gangsters? You can't wear them backwards.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Three more days of fun

Wouldn't you rather be pulling your eyelashes out one by one than shopping with the crowds last minute? Keep your eyelashes and shop for your gifts on line. Just wrap up a card that says that the orangutans have put something in a box and it will be here before you go on that holiday snowboard trip. Choose Express Shipping at check out page and see how fast it gets to them. What a fun game for the holidays.
Gloves, beanies, and T shirts are really light and go uber fast through the mail. Ok, that's not true. Size doesn't matter. That's what they all say. Price does though. Get some stuff together that is more than $150 and we'll use our own $$$ to send it too you. Just a little something from us to you.
You better hurry, you already missed Hanukkah.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Santa uses one for tight chutes

When the man in red needs a light, not too monstrous pack for his big night out, he grabs a Dakine. The Dakine Mission SL lets you strap your shred stick right to your back. Then if your thirsty you can suck down some H20 right from the insulated shoulder strappage. We don't carry the water pouch but you are saving a ton by buying from us.
You don't want a pack for knuckle draggin'? Get up with the Dakine Pilot, you two plankin' weenie. Same features as the Mission but no place to put a board just a couple of narrow ass snowboards, thanks Lib. Both are also equipped with a holder for your shovel. Take it out and build yourself something radical.
I want snow for Christmas. You?
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Collect your Lifetime Collective

Lifetime Collective just arrived from Canada. Flannels for men, sweaters for women and T shirts for everyone. The art is classic Lifetime and the styles will be appreciated in any coffee shop. Always Solsticesupply.com has the shiz for as cheap as we can let it go. Only a couple of days left till we can get it to you so you can give it to someone else.
Get a belt it helps with pant stability.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Going Postal

You know the people that are out in the rain, snow, wind, whatever condition bringing all the good little girls and boys their toys. Well they are grumpy as hell. Our Fedex guy's truck was over flowing yesterday. So that means you better hurry up and order your goodies, quick.
If you live in the contiguous states of America you have until basically Thurs. or Fri. of this week to place an order to expect it by Santa Day. Make it Wed. just to be safe. Let us stand in line at the Post office. Take a load off, we got it. Just make sure that all your info is correct when checking out and make sure the shipping address is a deliverable one. Sometimes the postman gets confused. Don't get mad or he may pull a piece on you.
Don't let grandma down, buy her a beanie.
Friday, December 11, 2009
I love the 80's!

The snowboard culture has gone like totally 80's to the max. You know its like all the sunglasses and stuff are like really tubular. Like these IS Designs Belvedere glasses totally look like those Vuarnets in the 80's. The colors are like way newer but like fluorescent didn't totally make it through the decades. Gag me. You should like for reals go down to the Galleria and score some of these. The Galleria, barf me out, go to like solsticesupply.com they totally have lots. Bitchin' glasses at a low price, radical. You'll look so awesome in them like when you're listening to your Walkman and playing your Atari. So not bogus dude.
Where did fluorescent go? Maybe its with Hypercolor.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
New school pants with Old school flare

Airblaster is always making their gear FUNctional. They have made a name for themselves in the industry by doing just that. By using old school color schemes mixed with new school cuts and fabrics they have created clothes for riding that definitely stand out. And if you are sick you want everybody to know it, right? If you wear bright patches on your clothes would people notice you more, probably.
Here's what you're going need to do. Get a pair of Airblaster JFF2 in all three color patterns. White to brighten your photo shoot in the park. Black to contrast the snow on the uber deep days, you want your friends to see you, remember. And the Royal and Poppy colors to just say "yah, what, a guy can't wear poppy." Cut with the new school flare near the boot holes, these pants make anyones ass look good. Fully seam sealed and 10K. WTF, that's a pant load. Pun fully intended. Not $$$, waterproof-y-ness and breathing something or other. That means they are good. You know how many friends you get when you where these pants, (pause) a MILLION! ( thumbs up ).
Nothing says Hanukkah like JFF2's! Tomorrow, sundown.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Do Elves make Nixon watches?

Santa is not involved with the production of Nixon watches, however he probably wears one because they are so fresh. What a perfect gift for that person who has everything. No one person can have too many time pieces. Solsticesupply.com has so many models in all styles for men, women and your furry friends, if you like them that much. You like digital, check the Widgi. How about that Limited edition for that guy you really want to impress? The Rotolog Modigal is the wrist weight that will do it for him. Check out our price on that thing. How do we do it? Our secret!
So you don't want your lady to know your late by looking at her watch or if you are late bring her a handbag. She has alot of goodies to be puttin' in one of those. Maybe your mom would like one too. Who knows? We have the Nixon goods at the best prices from here to wherever.
So President Nixon didn't help, but a Nixon watch might.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Holiday lines are for suckers

Tired of beating down old ladies to get the last pair of socks for your brother? Why would you put yourself through that? Just sit at home in your jamies and your slippers and get all your holiday shopping done at solsticesupply.com. We have everything you need for all your family members. Gloves for your bro. Handbags for your sis. Goggles for grandma. You name it. Without a doubt your one stop shop for awesome. We ship within 24 hours of your order worldwide. How could you go wrong? If you want the super deals, check out gearslash.com but be sure to check in throughout the day and vote on what you want to snatch up for super discounts.
We'll even gift rap for you for an extra $1000!!




